|First appearance:||"Introduction to Statistics"|
Michelle Slater is a statistics professor at Greendale Community College. She had a strict policy against dating students, but became romantically involved with Jeff, after he finished her class. She and Jeff share a similarly tough sense of humor and cynicism. Later on, she broke off their relationship. She later reacquires interest in Jeff, consequently developing a rivalry with Britta for his attention. Jeff later states that if he did pursue a relationship with her, it would evolve him, while a relationship with Britta would help him know more about who he really is. In addition to Jeff, she draws interest from other members of the faculty such as Señor Chang and Professor Duncan, who have made comically bad attempts to seduce her.